FAQ:
Q: This sounds like bullshit.
A: Sure does!
Q: I know what your trick is and I'm going to reply to this thread with a post detailing exactly how to do it.
A: Please don't.
Q: Why don't you just tell someone trustworthy the method you found, so they can vouch for it?
A: Paranoia. I may yet choose to do that, especially if people express interest in that option.Edit: I have told rhivre.
Q: Why don't you just strip down, sell, and re-inject all those characters?
A: That is my last resort. First off, I have a level of attachment to even the indy alts. Second off, I am holding on to the hope that I'll be offered an undercollateralized loan.
Q: Why aren't you a bit more serious about this?
A: I have 0 credibility and thus 0 expectations.
Q: Why don't you post your Evernus / EveMentat / IPH / etcetera?
A: I started at a time when all those tools were, well, not useful compared to what I could code. I made my own tools from scratch. They're not user-friendly. (They're still better than EveMentat and IPH last I checked.) And the only personal logs they keep is daily production lists, which I imagine is useless. I can give you cache-scraped historical market data from 2012 onwards if you want it though!
Q: Can I just give you money, have you double it, and get it back post-patch?
A: If you trust me, yeah, you definitely can. Just know that: 1) The patch will do more than just double it. That was just meant to catch the eye. So I'm going to making a higher profit than you'd think. 2) If you give me 1T, I can only withdraw 50bil/day (technically up to 100bil with competition and 150bil with 0 competition, but I prefer pessimism).
Q: How much % are you actually willing to offer?
A: 80% per month on everything collateralized, 25% per month on everything uncollateralized.
The 25% figure is so small solely to lower the possibility that I scam (I can easily pay 25% on 1T). I can do 100% per month on everything, with no problem, but I feel that such a figure would drive off people, rather than attract them.
Q: How soon are you willing to purchase your characters back for that 80% per month?
A: I can easily do it on May 4th, and even if that's not 1 month, I'll still pay the full amount. I would prefer not to do it that particular week (following May 1st), as that is my Easter. But I can.
Q: How certain are you of your method?
A: 100% certain it is inevitable and cannot be fixed by any kind of last-moment change. 100% certain that it will multiply isk the way I calculated it to. 99% certain that competition can only slow down my cashing out, not actually stop it.
References:
Well, I mean.
- Rita Jita, Jupitess are two people that often light up my Wallet Transactions and could confirm my manufacturing.
- Most regulars of the #scc-lounge can confirm my shitposting.
- Daugan once even logged into Eve, ran a locator agent, and came by to visit my POS. He liked my set-up.
- rhivre was on #scc-lounge when I came to the realization that I can use the patch to multiply isk, and he saw the comments I made about it before I wisened up and deleted them all.
- A couple of other people from Slack have had given me private advice about how to procure loans, but I won't name them in public.